I haveCancer.
Yes, really. Yes, it's shit. The updates are on one page, the medical basics are on another, and you are allowed to laugh.
Latest update · 2 NOV 2026
The perks of cancer!
Whilst it's generally pretty shit knowing I have cancer inside me, there's been a fair few perks...Doorstep care packages from lovely people. Free cheese from my local deli. People's…
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